brain hemmorage 

when you ask an idiot to say a word and he says brain hemmorage

Just say a god damn word Brain hemmorage

brain hemmorage by hfvu,ltcvbkjouy8t7fr6cvghbnmkj December 13, 2013

homorageous 

A term used to disparage the fight for gay civil equality by implying it's outrageous.

He wants to visit his long-term lover in hospital. That dude is homorageous!

homorageous by The truth behind the facade November 16, 2009

hemmage 

Feeling of wanting to throw a lamp;

Condiment, or a type of lettuce or cabbage

"If you don't shut up I'm going to have a hemmage, OR, Would you like more hemmage on your sammich, sir?

hemmage by Thank you, Big Ben. December 26, 2010

Hemerage 

The emotion felt upon discovering that your arse is bleeding due to the butt-fucking you just got. Similar to road rage caused by someone cutting infront of you in traffic (See hunter).

Chris Shanahan hemeraged in his bedroom at 42 Ladybird St, Strathpine.

Hemerage by Anonymous QGL goon. June 15, 2003

Hemerage 

asl hemerage?

Hemerage by Anonymous May 20, 2003

Shit hemorrage 

(verb) to have a "shit hemmorage" refers to the sudden loss of sphincter control due to response of sudden surprise, fear and/or excitement.

As in:
"Dude, when I saw that paper, I almost had a shit hemmorage!"

or

"That was soo cool! I swear I had a shit hemorrage!"

Shit hemorrage by JuXta-pose! August 24, 2006

shit hemmorhage 

cross between shitting your pants and having a brain hemmorhage

I thought my boss was gonna have a shit hemmorhage when i called off work tonight!!

shit hemmorhage by rn_2007 March 18, 2009