hello & goodbye 

The hello and goodbye is a routine usually preformed by a girlfriend or wife where she both starts the sexual encounter with a cock in her mouth(hello!) and ends the encounter with the same cock in her mouth(goodbye). (In between that period she is fucked lavishly) Just a standard blow job does not count as a "hello and goodbye".

My wife woke me this morning with The "hello & goodbye". And then she went to work and I went back to bed.

hello & goodbye by Bangin the cart girl July 16, 2014

hello goodbye

a very shitty band, the downfall of drive thru records, that was forseen when drive thru got steel train on their label,

... have you heard music recently?

hello goodbye by craigums April 8, 2005

awkward post-goodbye hello 

Situation in which you encounter someone you know - especially someone you have not spoken to in some time - have a conversation then depart, only to immediately encounter the person again, resulting in social awkwardness.

Former neighbours A and B run into each other at the mall and chat for a while, following which:

A. It was nice to run into you!

B. It really was - send my regards to your family.

A. Take care!

Five minutes later A and B run into each other again in the parking lot and smile sheepishly at the awkward post-goodbye hello

awkward post-goodbye hello by O-town daddy September 13, 2013

Goodbye Tension Hello Pension 

The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.

Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )

Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !

Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...

Ted : Omg no way !!!

Goodbye Tension Hello Pension by TheConfectionarySalesman November 28, 2009

Hellogoodbye

a great band. getting a little too mainstream now. but it's cool, cause they're still hot! They play a pretty good show too.

Forrest, Jesse, Chris, Marcus

This dance will be better than your favorite icecream,
I cut like a knife & i dance just like a dream.

Hellogoodbye by <33 December 8, 2004

HelloGoodbye Friend 

Friends you never talk to albeit saying "Hello" and "Goodbye" while passing in the halls. These friends are usually people that you have classes with, people you've done a group project with, lab partners, etc.

"Sara is your friend right?"
"Nah, we did a project together last year; she's a HelloGoodbye Friend."

HelloGoodbye Friend by Saxazax April 23, 2009

hellogoodbye

one of the coolest bands ever. they wear nifty little track shorts.

hellogoodbye is cool.

hellogoodbye by dunno August 4, 2004