craigums's definitions

terms of service

UH YOUR MOM!


{yeah, how often do i get to make your momma jokes)

man i need some ass, i think im going to call your mom for some TERMS OF SERVICE!

by craigums March 6, 2005

<3

a annoying way of putting a heart online
mostly used by 15-17 year old girls who have nothing more to do than kiss boys that wear the same pants as them

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGO MOMGO MOGM i <3 his pants i want to kiss him

by craigums March 6, 2005

doggy scarf

a scarf put specifically on a doggy also see kitty scarf

that doggy looks cold, better get him a doggy scarf!

by craigums December 28, 2005

<33

a super advanced version of <3

omOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG i <33 thats like x123123 more than a plain <3

by craigums March 6, 2005

lyke omg

a code used by 14- 16 year old girls that has yet to be decoded.

Master order taker: may i take your order?

14 year old girl: LyKE OMG OMOGMOMGOMGOMGo11111!!!111

by craigums December 5, 2005

kitty scarf

a scarf put on a kitty.. used when kittys get cold

also see a doggy scarf

PERSON 1: hey pussy, you cold?

ADORA-KITTY:yes

PERSON1: go get a kitty scarf!

by craigums December 6, 2005

kitten slayer

some one who masturbates.

along time ago in a land where we live, the catholic church said that everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten

guy 1: wanna go play some tennis?
guy 2: naw that hot stud across the street is going to go in the shower, i think im going to play the role of a kitten slayer

by craigums March 6, 2005