little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

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Hebephilia

Hebephilia refers to an adult's sexual preference for pubescent youths; the term was introduced by Glueck (1955).1 It differs from ephebophilia, which refers to the erotic interest in individuals in mid- to late adolescence,2 and from pedophilia, which refers to the erotic interest in prepubescent children.3 While individuals with a sexual preference for adults (i.e., teleiophiles) may have some sexual interest in pubescent-aged individuals,4 the term hebephilia is reserved for those who prefer pubescent-aged individuals over adults.

Sally is a pubescent child.
Tom likes Sally because she is a pubescent 10 year old girl.
He likes Pubscent girls.
That makes him a Hebephile.
Hebephilia

Hebephilia by MsVenus September 27, 2009

hemophiliac

A person who is affected with hemophilia. Hemophilia is a hereditary blood defect in which blood clotting is delayed that occurs almost exclusively in males. There is difficulty in controlling hemorrhage even after minor injuries.

His doctors became aware that he was a hemophiliac when he accidently cut himself and the bleeding could not be controlled easily.

hemophiliac by Holly M January 17, 2008

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