13 definitions by BleezeMonkey

Audition

1) A film by Japanese director Takashi Miike consisting of a melding of romance and twisted-as-fuck Japanese horror elements.

2) A euphemism for fucking one's secretary up the ass.

1) "Dude, I can't believe you made me watch that Audition shit."

2) "We're going to audition this bitch all day."

by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

Whoopass

Bi-atch!

See also diet whoopass.

by BleezeMonkey September 19, 2003

flippant

Marked by disrespectful levity or casualness; pert.

John, I believe you are being rather flippant now. Which is to say that you are marked by disrespectful levity or casualness, you pert little thing, you.

by BleezeMonkey September 7, 2003

Casio keyboard

A musical instrument commonly used by children and hobos to reproduce the sounds of artists from the 1980's and Wesley Willis.

Holy shit, look at that mofucker go! His Casio keyboard is on FIRE!

by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

Fucking priceless.

I mean, that says it all.

by BleezeMonkey September 17, 2003

Pinto-dweller

One whose home is a Ford Pinto.

My uncle Joe is a mortgageless, narcoleptic, ghetto-bitch Pinto-dweller.

by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

fuckheadedness

Having to do with, or the condition of, being fuckheaded.

This fuckheadedness with Iraq has got to stop. But it probably will about a year from now. I know this because I see the future.

by BleezeMonkey August 25, 2003