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dick dry heaving 

When you cum so many times your dick has no more semen to release.
Ima make you cum so much I'll leave your dick dry heaving.
dick dry heaving by Trashley Z. September 30, 2013
(pronounced herning)
Shitting and throwing up at the same time on the toilet
"Did you know that Johnny was hearning all night after heavily drinking? Shit and puke all over the place!"
hearning by Greg and Gino May 9, 2008

Queef Heaving 

The Sport of idaho Where a potato is inserted into the vagina and farted (or) Queefed out aiming for a target...
Hey Bri Wanna Play A Round Of Queef Heaving?

Heaning Mislet 

The names of two neighbouring hamlets in Cumbria, the roadsign for which reads like a direction sign for a particularly annoying person (a mislet) who is described as heaning. A useful exclamation that sounds much ruder than it is.
Heaning mislet! My bike has got another puncture.

or

He is such a heaning mislet.
Heaning Mislet by bodhisattvan September 16, 2009
1. Vomiting, or being within seconds of doing so.

2. Of a place, uncomfortably busy.
"The dancefloor was heaving, but some guy started heaving and a space opened up."
heaving by marcata August 13, 2003

Dry Heaving Penis 

When a man has enough intercourse in a day that he cannot produce enough semen thus creating a dry heave effect via the penis.
When I finally came for the tenth time today my penis dry heaved (dry heaving penis) his final breath.