hearning
"Did you know that Johnny was hearning all night after heavily drinking? Shit and puke all over the place!"
hearning by Greg and Gino May 9, 2008
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Hearning
An individual who is incredibly good at martial arts and fighting, as well as having black belts in many martial arts. Also used to describe an individual with a superhuman amount of striking power.
Lucas is such a hearning, yesterday I saw him knock one of the best students at his dojo to the ground.
Hearning by Sogodhelpme August 24, 2025
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While abusing and gas lighting your significant other you do an elite maneuver and poop in their bed and blame it on the dog.
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To defecate while on something besides a toilet. Phrase was created by Jeff Dougal, when he saw a picture of a Portland Oregon protestor defecating on an upside down police car during a riot. This is because during the Johnny Depp defamation trial, it was disclosed that Amber Heard had left a stool on Johnny's bed.
Amber Hearding by Godfrey Daniels June 2, 2022
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When you walk into the room, hop up on the bed, dance sensually to get him in the mood. Then.. spontaneously lock eyes with your parter wild-eyed and ferral.. angrily drop Into a squat, grunting like Quest for fire while punching the gnarliest grumpy possible right on the middle of the bed.
Amber Hearding by Amber Turds wild ride May 30, 2022
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