heatheritis 

1- condition where one is heavily addicted to many forms of illegal drugs
2- condition where one is blessed with a great ass
3- condition where one is really lazy at work and takes drink breaks without permission

1- Ma'am, your son has a severe form of heatheritis, his blood consists of 90% LSD and his lungs rely only on marijuana smoke instead of oxygen

2- Damn, look at the ass on her, she must have heatheritis

3- That's the last time I hire a girl with heatheritis

heatheritis by stephmhishot May 13, 2004

heathenism 

A word meaning someone who does not practice christianity, islam, or judaism. Now often synomous with asatru, the modern reincarnation of Norse mythology.

Person 1: So... what religion are you?
Person 2: Heathenism. See this Mjollnir
pendant around my neck?
Person 1 bigot: Oh wtf?
Person 1 open-minded: That's cool, there
must not be many
fellow worshippers

heathenism by Glimglom December 9, 2008

Heatherism 

A 'Heatherism' is when you get mad or upset that people are being distant on texting, etc. and then a week later you find out they had a legitimate reason and then you feel guilty.

Also defined as the act of over overassuming people are distant or do not like you, and jumping to conclusions, only to quickly find out you are wrong.

A person who sends a text message only saying "okay," sending a person into instant over analyzation mode, would be considered a "Heatherism."

Heatherism by PlainJane27 April 21, 2010

heatheritis 

condition where one has a lisp, needs diapers, needs to wear an eyepatch, gets diaper rash from pool water easily. Has the mind of an infant.

Look at that girl, she must have heatheritis.

heatheritis by babypiratesnapchat2 April 4, 2023