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Heatherism 

A 'Heatherism' is when you get mad or upset that people are being distant on texting, etc. and then a week later you find out they had a legitimate reason and then you feel guilty.

Also defined as the act of over overassuming people are distant or do not like you, and jumping to conclusions, only to quickly find out you are wrong.
A person who sends a text message only saying "okay," sending a person into instant over analyzation mode, would be considered a "Heatherism."
Heatherism by PlainJane27 April 21, 2010
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Heathers 

A mean girls movie but with death. Lots of death
Jean; Heathers is my favorite movie
Heathers by FrozenKate14 April 21, 2017

Heathers 

Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch
Omg the Heathers are with vErOnIcA.
Heathers by busterisheresis November 12, 2019

Heathers 

Heathers is a 1989 cult classic movie starring Winona Ryder and Christian Slater. Or an off-broadway musical released in 2014 starring Barrett Wilbert Weed and Ryan McCartan. While the movie and the musical share the same title, characters, and use the same major plot points they tell two somewhat different stories. The movie is rated R, and while they don't give movie ratings in theater the musical is essentially an R rated musical. DEFINITELY not for kids or people sensitive to severe bullying, cussing, murder, suicide, attempted suicide, sexual assault, sexual content, and gun violence. There is a TV show but the fandom doesn't really except it.
Heathers is one of my favorite musicals.

Heathers 

A 1989 film in which high school kids engage in surrealistic and depraved relationships. Stars Christian Slater, Winona Ryder, and Shannen Doherty.

Origin of the phrase (ironically spoken by a female character), "Stop pulling my dick, Heather!"
Dude, I watched Heathers last night and couldn't stop laughing at that wank shit!
Heathers by Flick April 1, 2004

Haterism 

Haterism is a disease. One may catch haterism by just hatin to much. Haterism causes one to b a chronic hater without notice. U will not notice ur even hatin even though it is painfully clear to everyone around u.

Symptoms:
~Chronic Hatin
~Just bein ignorsnt to anyone around u, for no reason
~Bein a Punk
~Not bein able to back up wat u say with any logical and/or senesibal reaon as to why u said it what so ever
~actin like an asshole

Notes:
~Haterism has no actual effect on ur health. It just makes u hate like a lil bitch
~There is no cure for haterism, once u got it there is no getting rid of it.
~Haterism is also normally in association with a very common disease known as BITCHASSNESS (Which also has no cure).
~Haterism can be contagious
Please go get your yearly Hater exam. Haterism is serious, see your local Hateroligist for more information

Haterism 

Displaying hate for the next individual success as a result of ones own short commings.
Yo, cuz. Your bitch chose me so there's no need for all of the mean-mugging. Take the haterism elsewhere.
Haterism by Markus Levell Price January 15, 2004