Swedish Hearne 

A Scandinavian variant on the commonly used term "Hearne". It is regarded by many as the first variation of the term, originating circa. 1999. Can be used in many of the same ways as "Hearne" and is mainly used to display the speakers mastery of the "Hearne" dialect.

(Note: "Swedish Hearne" is rarely used in its complete form and is most commonly shortened to "Swearne". Other variants include, but are not limited to: "Swedo", "Swearnso", "Swearnsy" and the extended version: "SSSSWWWWWWWEEEEEAAAAARNE")

Speaker #1: "Hearne?"
Speaker #2: "No, Swedish Hearne"

Speaker #1: "Jesus, did you see that fella from Sweden leading those kids around?"
Speaker #2: "Oh, you mean the Swearne?"

Swedish Hearne by the observant hearne April 29, 2010

hearning

(pronounced herning)
Shitting and throwing up at the same time on the toilet

"Did you know that Johnny was hearning all night after heavily drinking? Shit and puke all over the place!"

hearning by Greg and Gino May 9, 2008

hearties 

A word for the Cap'n o' the ship to address his loyal crew of fine sturdy lads, fit to sail the seven seas with the spirit of true pirates. YAHAARRR!!

Cap'n - "Arrr.. Me hearties, a keg o' grog fer all tonight."
'Hearties' or fellow crew of pirates - "Arr!!" "Yo ho!" "Yahhaaarr!!!" "Ya'arg!"

hearties by Plumberry October 11, 2005

hearie 

A hearie is a hearing person who had no idea that there are indeed people in the world who are deaf or hard of hearing. They respond to meeting deaf or hard of hearing people as though they are a complete anomaly never before encountered by human kind prior to that exact moment. Usually this response is accompanied by complete disrespect for the deaf or hard of hearing person (as well as deaf culture norms) or by acting as if the deaf or hard of hearing person is also mentally deficient.

You know, hearies don't even attempt to understand any ASL. All I wanted to know was how much the soda pop costs! But no! They shoo me away!

hearie by Deaf Biker December 31, 2020

Harnied 

To be left behind when walking with a group of friends, everyone else walks infront of you and you are left behind them on your own

"hey guys, i'm being harnied"

Harnied by lAimee August 6, 2008

Wayne Hearne 

Wayne Hearne's are known to be some of the worst cooks/bakers on the planet. They can burn just about anything known to man including water.
However despite obvious clues to who burnt the bread, the Wayne's will always blame someone else.
Can be seen driving crappy cars, with no doors or engines, but will still try to make it sound great.

If you are not sure it is a Wayne, you are looking at give him a driving test. Then count the amount of times he fails. If it is over 8 then you defintly know its Wayne

Dress code: Crappy baker
Known to say: It was Ryans fault
Bread: Charcoal

Wayne Hearne by Anoyed Customer March 6, 2005

hearne 

The word hearne is a colloquial term with many different meanings. It is often used the same as the Mafia use "forget about it"

(Verb)
To hearne:
1. To act in a conspicious manner.
2. To desire young boys.
3. To be perverse.
4. Can mean "Hello", or simply hearne, swearne hearne.

(Noun)
1. A very bad man.

Person 1: "hearne"
Person 2: "hello, good day to you too"

Person 1: "Swedish hearne?"
Person 2: "No thank you."

Person 1: "Just like the hearne would do!"
Person 2: "Exactly what the hearne would do!!"

hearne by Little Robbie July 29, 2008