headphone kid 

A kid that had to experience his parents getting divorced during his childhood and who eventually just used to remain in his or her room alone with headphones on at full blast in order not to hear the constant shouting and screaming of his or her parents breaking up anymore.

"The Blairs' are totally going for the huge and nasty break-up turning poor Jerry into a headphone kid"

headphone kid by Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds June 11, 2006

Headphone Kid 

One of those weird sped retards who have to wear those big dumb noise-cancelling headphones at loud places.

Hey look at that freaky Headphone Kid! Lets dump our milk cartons on his head!

Headphone Kid by zyx. March 11, 2022