Headphanie
Headphanie by Agayassname September 13, 2016
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Headphanie is a chick who strictly gives head for sexual contact with any guy she's in a relationship with or even 1 night stand hook-ups i.e nail and bail situations.
Under the guise that she's saving herself for marriage and in her mind giving heap doesn't count as fornication.
Its in the attic not the living room some headphanies' out there would tell their girlfriends.
Google East Oakland California Rapper Too Short's classic track blow job betty. Now the difference is blow job betty did other sex acts while a headphanie strictly gives head but if fucking Jack Napier or Mandingo comes a knocking the panties are probably dropping too.
Under the guise that she's saving herself for marriage and in her mind giving heap doesn't count as fornication.
Its in the attic not the living room some headphanies' out there would tell their girlfriends.
Google East Oakland California Rapper Too Short's classic track blow job betty. Now the difference is blow job betty did other sex acts while a headphanie strictly gives head but if fucking Jack Napier or Mandingo comes a knocking the panties are probably dropping too.
Whats up playa how did it go with oh girl last night?
She said she was a virgin man.
So you didn't bang? Too bad bro.
Yeah no pum pum but she was a headphanie, so I still was able to let off a nuclear nut!!!
Awesome Sauce
She said she was a virgin man.
So you didn't bang? Too bad bro.
Yeah no pum pum but she was a headphanie, so I still was able to let off a nuclear nut!!!
Awesome Sauce
Headphanie by smiling assassin September 12, 2016
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headphone dent
A condition that occurs when one wears headphones for an extended period of time, forcing the hair on the center of one's head to be pressed down, creating the appearance of a dent in the center of one's head.
headphone dent by quickstep7 January 2, 2010
RIP Headphone Users
When people upload videos that are unnecessarily and surprisingly loud, even at normal volume, giving the impression that the loudness killed people who use headphones due to their proximity to the ears.
YouTube video: "Barney sings I love you"
Audio (volume X9999): "I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!"
Comment: RIP Headphone Users
Audio (volume X9999): "I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!"
Comment: RIP Headphone Users
RIP Headphone Users by udusers1 October 23, 2011
Headphone Blocked
The result of having a conversation with someone and getting no response. Then turning around and realizing that person had his headphones on this whole time.
Mario: Yo Mike I can't believe you cut this guy from your fantasy basketball team. He's really been lighting it up lately. (Long pause.......Turns around and sees Mike listening to his headphones)
Mario: Fuck!! I just got headphone blocked.
Mario: Fuck!! I just got headphone blocked.
Headphone Blocked by gottimafia February 4, 2010
iPod headphones
the headphones created by Apple, they are the biggest pain in the ass because they will tangle up even if you are not using your ipod.
Don't ever turn your back on your ipod headphones because they will tie themselves into a friggin' knot, or bundle up like a ball of yarn in Grandma's house.
iPod headphones by #1stunna' January 2, 2008