Andy Dick Head Slam 

A male homosexual variant of the famed Bill Maher Head Slam. A male takes an anal suppository of muscle relaxers to help, loosen up his anal sphincter, his partner dons a nasal respirator and shoves his lubricated head into the anal canal and rectum. Once inside, the man nuzzles and orally stimulates his partner's prostate. Allegedly invented by comedian/drama queen Andy Dick, after hearing of the Bill Maher Head Slam from a male child prostitute.

The Pope doesn't consider the Andy Dick Head Slam, an impure act, because no vagina is involved. But, he added that the Bill Maher Head Slam is totally immoral.

Andy Dick Head Slam by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 26, 2010

Bill Maher Head Slam 

A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.

conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.

liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)

conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.

(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)

Bill Maher Head Slam by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010

headslam 

When a math teacher slams a students head on the desk as punishment for being ignorant.

"You got an F on your exam. Headslam time, baby!"

headslam by Jared Hannum January 12, 2005

headslam 

In addition to getting headslams for being ignorant, students can also headslam as a means of apologizing

"McCarthy, Im sorry for being late. If I do headslam right now will it make up for it?"

headslam by Geoff H March 23, 2005

Headslam 

the act of slamming your head into something very hard, sometimes even breaking the object. Headslamming is only done by the Thick Skulled

dam that guy just Headslamed his desk so hard it snapped in half

yeah, that guy does have a thick skull

Headslam by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020