hauser jr high school

Hauser Jr High is the area in which the overlord Ken rules destruction down on innocent souls and David Mason partakes in annihilating the youth.

Omg bro, I barely escaped Hauser Jr High School! The janiter Ken was on my ass!

hauser jr high school by studentwholovesschool January 30, 2019

ashes hauled 

Relief from sexual tension. Getting laid, getting off.

Mandy, I need to get my ashes hauled. Can you help me?

ashes hauled by Octopod November 8, 2003

columbia housed 

An act or procedure intended to achieve a particular end using deceptive practices such as free samples or free promotions.

Bryan got columbia housed and now has a girlfriend.

Im going to read the fine print so that I don't get columbia housed.

columbia housed by bllforchforpresident February 27, 2009

Charlotte Hauser 

The quirkiest girl you know. Could be gay. A different breed of human.

was she wearing weird shoes? Oh that’s so Charlotte Hauser

Charlotte Hauser by hehehehehheheh July 30, 2019

Dick-housed

To take a form of permanent writing utensil, usually spray paint, and drawing a large dick on the side of a house.

(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)

"We ran into some preppyfags house party, stole some liquor, and then dick-housed one of them when he hit Fallon."

Dick-housed by TomKVideo January 3, 2009

Housed 

A shockingly complete and enthusiastic consumption.

- Laura musy have been hungry, she totally housed that meat.

- There is nothing left, Jess housed it all.

Housed by EvilE September 2, 2013

shit-housed 

(adj)- A step beyond just being drunk/high. If 15 beers gets you drunk, then 20+ gets your shit-housed. A replacement for the term "shit-faced".

I did like 12 beer bongs last night. I was totally shit-housed.

shit-housed by Seeker of Soporifics February 13, 2005