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A form of rap that consists of hat-based lyrics, and dissing other hatcore members. Naming the types of hats, listing why your hat is superior, why the other MC's hat is inferior, and referencing famous hats are also a major part of this genre.
"You done now, I use hats like Kung Lao."
-Cumfucius

"When I'm done with you I'll have everyone with thats on their chests."
-Fatty Goodness

"I've got shit upon my head that most of you won't even have when you're dead."
-illgill

"Hatcore, smacking you whack whores, with bats for no reason..."
-KABUTO THE PYTHON
hatcore by Cumfucius February 5, 2009
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A style of rap centered around the wearing silly hats.
"I'm illgill and I've got a dumber hat that you ever will"
-IllGill

"one hat rocker number one hat rocker"
-cumfuscius

"you'll be dead if you tell me hatcore is whack/
hold on I have to adjust my hat."
-Mc8Bit
hatcore by illgill December 25, 2008
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An awesome new genre of rock created by two friends in Scotland.

Hatcore music is characterised by the unsigned band "Already the Forum has a Two Page Topic". The genre itself is a mixture between Hardcore, Mathcore, Metalcore and Hats.

Such Hatcore songs include:
- I capiTalise my T's To Emphaise my poinT.*
- Yellow haired warrior, go!*
- If this were the army, I'd be General by now (Yeah, but I'd be emperor)*
- That blood looks so fake*
- That blood looks so fake ptII*
- O.O*
- You haters will never work in this town again*
- That chick'd be hot if not for her nose... *
- That water looks like Ribena*
- Eat my piss*

* = This song is yet to be written.
Oh my fucking god, that Hatcore band kicks ASS!
Hatcore by The Skitchmeister November 14, 2007

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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