When you surgically get your penis removed and get it replaced with a barbed harpoon, Then engage in a sexual activity with a girl/guy for them only to get extremely cut by your harpoon cock.
Davonte: god why is my ass hole so cut up from that anal you gave me yesterday???

Morgan: sorry, but im a harpooner. didnt you notice i had a harpoon for a dick? you assmeat fucker.
by Trilf January 31, 2010

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a guy who goes after fat chic i.e. harpooning a whale

also, it can mean a poker player who goes after easy money from a rich player (who is called a whale)
Harpooner love fat chic
by IronMang June 23, 2010

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