5 definitions by metrosexualbastard

fool of a gook

-A variation of fool of a took directed at a person of asian descent, or a white man of extreme incompetence.
-Also used as an angry outburst and statement of hatred as a result of a loss in competition.

B-rod: (Smug look) yeaah 20-1
Angry Clift: Fool of a gook...

by metrosexualbastard August 22, 2006

poppin' one off

a euphemism for male masturbation
usually a "quicky"

Guy:man it doesnt take that long to wash your hands, you poppin' one off?
Other guy: it's only been 2 minutes
Guy:exactly

by metrosexualbastard August 18, 2006

moby dick

The pinacle of the act of harpooning, in which the woman being harpooned is in excess of twice the harpooners own body weight.

Friend: Man, was boning a fatty really worth breaking your ribs for?
Friend 2: hell yes, I harpooned my moby dick, my life is complete

by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006

harpooning

-The act of successfully bringing home a woman equal to or greater than your own body weight in desperation at the end of a long drunken night of being rejected by more attractive and better-endowed women. After successfully completeting this task, a man will be granted his license to harpoon and may continue to indulge in this difficult task.
The greatest of harpooning feats is referred to as a moby dick

Kyle: Dude I boned a hottie last night.
Disgusted friend: MAN, she was a whale, but you've earned your harpooning license
Kyle:I wondered why she wanted the lights off

by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006

Dr. Bains

A being of superiority, not quite human, but not all machine. Usually a brown man with a british accent and a PHD in mindblowing and a master's degree in wooing.
Sometimes possesses powers of growing webbed feet and flying.

Bains: Hello, I am Dr. Bains (english accent)
Hot slut: ooooooh, a doctor?
Bains: yes
(bone)

by metrosexualbastard August 24, 2006