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As Hard As An Abo's feet

This term originates from abo's feet being able to walk on harder and more extreme land scapes, but is usually used in a comedic way.
Person 1: "His iPod was so loud!"
Person 2: "Must of had ears As Hard As An Abo's Feet"
Person 1: "lolz"

An endless train with hard resistance

An idiom to prove a point that something to do is hopeless without any benefits, no matter how hard that you try.
The point is that the act of pushing forward, in this case, can be compared to a train that pushes itself forward by its propulsion, and if the effort of pushing forward is done too strong and not showing any signs of finishing its course, then a problem will be helpless and hopeless.
Nobody can help me out, so how many years do I have to keep hopelessly pushing forward like an endless train with hard resistance to get help when nobody cares?

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.
Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

An Image That Goes Hard 

An image that “goes hard”, refers to an image that firstly looks like something you would only usually encounter on the internet or something that reflects on internet culture (memes, artistic content, etc.).

Secondly the image has to invoke either a sense of humour, (often sarcastic) bad-assery and/or coolness, sarcastic relatability, or a mix of the above.

These elements combined will result in the formation of an image that goes hard.
"Hey check out this image, it goes pretty hard right?" my friend said as he showed me the image on his phone. "That is in fact an image that goes hard man" I replied.

work hard and play hard 

Buzzword (technically phrase) frequently used to describe the 'culture' of a company, particularly startups or larger corps trying to project a cool image. In serious usage it's intended to imply that while there's a lot to do it's never thankless and that employees enjoy the experience overall; in practice, it generally means you're going to be working a lot of late nights without overtime for fear you won't be seen as a 'team player'; if you're lucky, this is recompensed by an open bar at the company holiday party.

You're probably not lucky, if you've taken a job where this was supposed to be one of the selling points.
"This is a really vibrant, growing organization. People love it here. We work hard and play hard." -- an interviewer you should not trust with your life or your livelihood. Run.

Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry 

To remain optimistic and in good spirits even in hard times, while also staying composed and ready for anything.
Times are tough everywhere man, just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry, and you’ll make it through.