47 definitions by Jorge

going commando

1. To fuck a woman without a condom

1. Dude, she was hot for it last night, but I didn't have a rubber so I had to go commando

by Jorge February 15, 2005

malomar

the fat kid you used to sit next to in school who would always jack off into your pencil case while he was thinking about bean burritos and double quarter pounders being pumped into his bloodstream via an I.V drip on account of he didnt have the physical strength or endurance to eat orally (except for his mums shit).

"look at that malomar"

by Jorge May 23, 2004

hard on

Erect penis; see: boner

Long Dong Silver could never get a real hard on, because his penis was so long.

by Jorge December 6, 2002

Pedro Amenábar

Uruguayan-Argentinian movie director and scriptwriter renowned for his weird stories with even more weird names.

- Have you watched Pedro Amenábar's classic?
- "The Milky"? Yes, I did, but I hated it.
- You probably didn't catch a thing, did you? It's a cult-classic!

by Jorge June 15, 2006

breffis

1. Breakfast. The first and most important meal of the day.

Hey Ruffus ... what you say, me and you go for breffis at the IHOP?

by Jorge September 17, 2005

cochofle

Spanish, In Puerto Rico. Cuero, Putita easy usually non good looking girl.

Christina Aguilera es un cochofle.

by Jorge February 26, 2005

zerocide

used to describe one that is targeted always. or the best band ever.

hey man zerocide is the best band ive ever heard in my life.

by Jorge May 20, 2004