Disney Channel show about a Scitzophrenic teen who by day is an average girl with shitehawk southern accent but by night is a world famous singer hidden by a dodgy wig.
by Uncle Ernie March 15, 2008
a girl who leads a life of regular to pop star.
THE PROBLEMS::
1) she acts like shes poor. cant afford stuff. thats ridiculous, shes HANNAH MONTANA *applaudes* she can afford ANYTHING.
2) the laugh thing. used TOO MUCH
3) if lilly and whatshisname REALLY were her bffl they could tell she was hannah montana.anyone with eye sight could recognize their friend in a bad wig.
4) she got the show cuz of her country mullet starred daddy
5) spoiled drama queen
6) singing.....AHHHHHH
7) sings about HER, tlks about HER, concerned about HERSELF.
8) song lyrics are awful!
Cisney Channel trys to turn ALL their actresses into singers!! whats with that??? *cough hilary duff *throws up* raven. gross...no. not workin. oh not to mention ashley the slut tisdale. and uhm emily osmet???? what were they THINKING????
THE PROBLEMS::
1) she acts like shes poor. cant afford stuff. thats ridiculous, shes HANNAH MONTANA *applaudes* she can afford ANYTHING.
2) the laugh thing. used TOO MUCH
3) if lilly and whatshisname REALLY were her bffl they could tell she was hannah montana.anyone with eye sight could recognize their friend in a bad wig.
4) she got the show cuz of her country mullet starred daddy
5) spoiled drama queen
6) singing.....AHHHHHH
7) sings about HER, tlks about HER, concerned about HERSELF.
8) song lyrics are awful!
Cisney Channel trys to turn ALL their actresses into singers!! whats with that??? *cough hilary duff *throws up* raven. gross...no. not workin. oh not to mention ashley the slut tisdale. and uhm emily osmet???? what were they THINKING????
*CAUTION* hannah montana
may cause
*blindness
*deafness
*retardation
*paraylisis
*death
which are all a trip to the park compared to listening to hannah/miley belt out "yoouuu got the beeessstttt of bootthh worrrllddsss"
may cause
*blindness
*deafness
*retardation
*paraylisis
*death
which are all a trip to the park compared to listening to hannah/miley belt out "yoouuu got the beeessstttt of bootthh worrrllddsss"
by **BLAHblahBLAH** January 13, 2008
by loser4life October 14, 2008
a terrible, unfunny, lameass, suck show on Disney Channel that is about a 16 year old whore who can't sing or act and has the worst fake accent ever. She puts on a wig and everyone become retarded and can't reconize its the same 16 year old whore who can't sing or act and has the worst fake accent ever that is in their high school. She is accompanied by her totally retarded brother who I hate, and her idiot father who wrote a one hit wonder that isn't even good. The only good person on the show is the hot friend Lily.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
Your average disney show about a horsefaced little girl trying to overcome multiple personality syndrome.
Apparently a blonde costume wig can fool all of America, who knew. Yeah, the acting is terrible, but what do you expect from a kid's show. This girl isn't very pretty, and her voice slightly reminds everyone of their drunk uncle's.
But here's something even weirder. "Hannah Montana" was born Destiny Hope Cyrus. Then she joined the show as Hannah Montana, and Miley Ray Stewart. So this little girl changes her name to Miley Ray Cyrus. That's just weird, I'm even confused.
Does anyone else actually become their television character?
Another thing, she's a terrible role model. While at first she was sweet and corny, now she has gotten about 5-10 racy pictures leaked. I don't mean Vanity Fair, I mean Wet-White-T-Shirt-That's-All-In-The-Shower-Sent-To-Nick-Jonas.
There were obviously many little girl who would have done a much better job, but based on her father's one hit country wonder, our fake accent hit came to be.
god, help us.
Apparently a blonde costume wig can fool all of America, who knew. Yeah, the acting is terrible, but what do you expect from a kid's show. This girl isn't very pretty, and her voice slightly reminds everyone of their drunk uncle's.
But here's something even weirder. "Hannah Montana" was born Destiny Hope Cyrus. Then she joined the show as Hannah Montana, and Miley Ray Stewart. So this little girl changes her name to Miley Ray Cyrus. That's just weird, I'm even confused.
Does anyone else actually become their television character?
Another thing, she's a terrible role model. While at first she was sweet and corny, now she has gotten about 5-10 racy pictures leaked. I don't mean Vanity Fair, I mean Wet-White-T-Shirt-That's-All-In-The-Shower-Sent-To-Nick-Jonas.
There were obviously many little girl who would have done a much better job, but based on her father's one hit country wonder, our fake accent hit came to be.
god, help us.
by kitteeeeen. September 7, 2008
by dnsczz July 11, 2008
The latest money-maker from the Disney Channel. Hannah Montana (the show) follows the life of a young Miley Stewart as she balances being a normal girl with being a celebrity popstar, with the only difference between the two being a blonde wig. Her singing is mediocre, something you would find at a Karaoke bar...
Miley: You got the best of both worlds!
Walt Disney's Ghost: Yes! More money! Send it to my underground, frozen lair!
Miley: Man, I love singing!
WDG: Man, I love money!
Miley: Man, I love my daddy!
WDG: Man, I love you Hannah Montana!
Walt Disney's Ghost: Yes! More money! Send it to my underground, frozen lair!
Miley: Man, I love singing!
WDG: Man, I love money!
Miley: Man, I love my daddy!
WDG: Man, I love you Hannah Montana!
by joshrocks7890 February 18, 2008