Back to back hand to hand combat 

When two straight males stand back to back and reach around to jerk each other off, it’s not gay if you can’t see who is jerking you off

I’m not gay so I can’t do a double Dutch rudder, so we went with back to back hand to hand combat

Back to back hand to hand combat by Stupid fucking roofer November 23, 2021

man to hand combat 

1.) to masturbate

I was so horny I had some intense man to hand combat!

man to hand combat by PwnNubs May 31, 2009

Man-To-Hand Combat 

Jerking off, Choking the Bishop, Yanking your dick until jizz squirts out.

"download 7 terabytes of porn. Prepare for Man-To-Hand Combat!" Chris Cabrera

Man-To-Hand Combat by Andrew Rojas December 11, 2010

hand to gland combat

A very vigorous masturbation session!

Man! You look like you've indulged in some Hand to Gland combat!

hand to gland combat by CrazyDiamond January 27, 2005

hand to gland combat

is when you are enjoying a vigorous masterbation session

i am havin a hand to gland combat

hand to gland combat by conzilla's big bro March 18, 2009

hand to man combat 

to beat off, materbate or pull wang

dude 1: I think i am going to slam some ham.
dude 2: what?
dude 1: You know a little hand to man combat.

hand to man combat by Jaylo650 August 2, 2009

Hand-To-Gland Combat 

A vigorous masturbating session.

Hand-To-Gland Combat by Karlito April 20, 2003