Urban Dictionary: hand to gland combat

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Man! You look like you've indulged in some Hand to Gland combat!

by CrazyDiamond January 27, 2005

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

is when you are enjoying a vigorous masterbation session

i am havin a hand to gland combat

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

by Karlito April 20, 2003

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

1. n. a wank

You: I'm exhausted!
Your mate: Been in a hand to gland combat again then?

by Anonymous January 08, 2003

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.