Hand Pants

Cloth mitts used when handling something extremely hot while cooking. Hot Pads.

Ned: "Shit man, this pan is HOT!"
Joel: "Yo dude, utilize these hand pants."

by jpshmoove March 17, 2008

Hand in her pants

Used to describe a girl so horny that she is constantly jerking off, in science, math, or an elevator. In other words, someone you don't want to talk to unless you're a horny guy.

"Yeah, we call her hand in her pants megna.... did u see what she was doing when Mr. Klang was explaining about photosynthesis??????????"

by TeenageLobotomy June 6, 2006

Hands In The Pants Day

You have to get your hands in somebody’s pants.

Your partner comes up to you and digs his/her hands in their partner private area “ Hands In The Pants Day”.

by AllahIsLord October 31, 2021

hands in my pants

wanting a girl's pussy

i see him looking at me in a sexual way, he must want his hands in my pants

by Maldita Loca 69 January 17, 2017

Two-handed-pants-dive

an intense act of masturbation. Masturbating with two hands and your pants on

"Man, I'm so horny right now i need to take a Two-handed-pants-dive

by WBW May 9, 2006

Hand(s) down the pants

A non personal stimuli way of relaxing, consisting of lounging in front of the TV and slipping ONE hand in the waist band of your pants or (preferably) sweats or underwear so that your hand comes to rest just above your pubic area and to the left ( if your left hand ) or vice versa for the right.

Edward: You going out tonight?

Don: Nah, I'm just going to chill and do some "Hand(s) down the pants" time in front of the tube.

Edward: Deceptively Elegant, yet surprisingly simple

by TheD0nald August 18, 2011

Hands pants

When you catch someone with there hand in there pants, not pockets like in the pants like between pants and undies.

“Omg look it’s hands pants”

“Shut up hands pants”

by Crustytoast July 29, 2019