Pubert Buttscotch was appalled, his mother served his spaghetti that evening with the obvious markings of a hand-butt. He thought, she must have forgotten to wipe properly. The poo stain was horrendous.
by Kodeir January 5, 2009
Peter: hey Tracy i will give you a thousand dollars for one whole handful of butt for two i will give you my truck
by salty tuna22 October 2, 2017
by funnyshit101 November 13, 2016
the phenomenon of having a lingering odor of a girl's ass on yr fingers long after they've been up in there.
by gluecifer February 1, 2007
is when someone consumes ten 40 oz bottles of malt liquor, 10 lbs of their favorite laxative, 4 large bricks of cheese, and a variety of different food coloring. This is a stunt that can be done jumping from a trampoline, break dancing, or in vert skateboarding, though it's recommended that a trampoline is used. The tricky part is next as the subject, smashed out of their tree, and completely naked, vaults themself high into mid-air, does a quad flip, double twist, and lands in the hand plant position. Then with a series of violent rotations begins to shit with great force, and a beautiful array of color. Stand back at least 50 feet or so, wear eye protection, and plug your nose when witnessing such an event.
Although that was absolutely disgusting, that hand plant butt sprinkler rainbow was rather impressive. I think that dude needs a nap though now.
by GasHuffer12 August 17, 2008
After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.
Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.
by swtbbybuttcheeks February 4, 2020