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To hamsterwheel is any self-deception that a person uses to be unconscious of their own ongoing motivation.
They're rationalizations for what we are doing so that we may more effectively conceal our true motivation from others.
When actions are changed, a convincing alternative explanation apears out of the air, complete with an internal scenario.

Exp:
What do you call a man that wants to live in unhygienic object poverty, dressing like a hobo, cutting all family ties, playing video games and porn all night, molesting his own children and crippling the mother of his children, because he wants “young looking tits and vagina”?
- a man that wants to “be loved for who he is”, ...not what he can provide.
Girl1: The homeless guy talked to me again, today. Hi's mouth smelled of rotting flesh, and he wanted to take me on a "walk in the parc date".

Girl2: Be careful, he is going to try to hamsterwheel to get laid for free.
Girl1: He already has. He's been telling me about how he just wants "a girl that will love him for him".
to hamsterwheel by fartnaut September 2, 2023

german hamsterwheel 

The shooting of a full grown hamster out of one's ass in order to hit a moving target.
Instead of watching television we engaged in the sport of German hamsterwheel, using my unscrupulous roommate as the target.

hamster wheel 

when someone just keeps running in circles (and making the same mistakes) in their life, instead of progressing
I thought when you "moved on" , everything would change....but I can see you are still on the hamster wheel-NOTHING has.
hamster wheel by Meadow Soprano November 17, 2005

On the Hamster Wheel 

A COVID-19 shelter-in-place personal discovery, as consequence of simply having time to reflect on what really matters in life.
After 4 weeks of social distancing, I've come to the conclusion that I FUCKIN HATE MY JOB and ain't NO WAY I'm gettin' BACK On the Hamster Wheel...
On the Hamster Wheel by YAWA April 17, 2020

Human Hamster Wheel 

A Human Hamster Wheel is any exercise device used by humans that simulates a strenuous activity. The human mounts the device and peddles, strides, rows or pumps their way to nowhere like a hamster on a wheel. The stair-master is the most obvious example of a human hamster wheel. Exercise bikes, rowing machines and abdominal rollers are also good examples. Humans all over the planet can be seen in 24 hour gyms, at ungodly hours of the night, sweating away on their human hamster wheels, as if in a trance.
"I just got a stair-master 3000. I'm gonna get pumped up!" "Oh, you got yourself a human hamster wheel."

"I left the club at 2:30 am and walked past a 24 hour gym. There were at least 20 people on human hamster wheels."
Human Hamster Wheel by iceman 69 January 10, 2010

Hamster Wheel Brain 

When your brain runs about some issue over and over again and won't stop, just like a hamster running in its exercise wheel. It keeps running, but doesn't get anywhere.
I'm having such hamster wheel brain about whether or not to take this job offer.
Hamster Wheel Brain by dward May 30, 2004

Russian Hamster Wheel 

A chick stomps on a guys wiener
Russian Hamster Wheel by ur butthole November 22, 2011