hamming

The act of throwing or placing slices of meat on cars, houses, etc. It is the new TPing.

Do you want to go hamming around the neighborhood tonight?

by Owl Kid April 19, 2011

hamming

The act of pressing ones naked ass into anothers face while they are asleep or being held down. Meant to degrade or offend the hammed individual. Very effective.

Hey, we're hamming Tom tonight.

by Vlade October 26, 2005

hamming

Making a complete balls up of a particular situation, or event.

I kept hamming up my chances of scoring with Angela!

by kneecapper December 20, 2006

hamming

the act of taking somebody's pillow and shoving it in an asscrack and rubbing it back and forth to get that smell, also farting on a pillow can constitue as hamming or hamming it up

you are hamming your towel by doing that

by slapapig September 23, 2003

Hamming

Acting excessively silly, or wildly exaggerating a stereotype for fun hamming it up

Did you see the girls with the bachelorette party? Oh, the ones at the bar wearing feather boas, smoking cigars, and drinking blowjob shots? Yeah, they were totally hamming it up for the camera.

by Zaunliebende Südstaatler March 21, 2015

a ham

A ham is someone who says or does silly things to be the center of attention. Although anyone can be a ham, you'll often see this with children who are around unfamiliar adults.

That kid is such a ham. When Aunt Lori came over for dinner, he spent the entire time talking in a pirate voice and saying "arr". She thought it was hilarious, so he just kept up his routine the whole night.

by Greggie Eggie January 29, 2017

HAM

A Ham is a burger with no bread. A loser, a peasant, a bum with no motion and no desire or solution to make some money. Whatever you do stay away from Hams they are contagious and NEED a vaccine.

Yusuf is a ham bro, he was begging for 10$ to his cashapp for to buy a lettace wrap. He gotta get off his ass and make some bread.

by Taliburner July 17, 2022