slapapig's definitions

Ass Hair

hairs or pubes that appear on an asshole

your asshair yanked out and u sliped

by slapapig September 23, 2003

Slip

when u left your fly open, somebody notice a nut slip out into the open most likely it was a left nut...
nobody wants to say anything embaressing to that person, so its called a slip(a bad open fly)

honey, a man at work had a double slip today... maybe everybody should let people with slips know, so they dont walk around like that all day long in the office

by slapapig September 23, 2003

tuna

That hearty refreshing fish in subway sandwhiches. U get that irresistible urge to just take the biggest chow out of a tuna and all that oil. Also that old pussy smell/squishy bananas/misc.

i went swiming with my water dog and took a bite out a tuna!!!

by slapapig September 27, 2003

coffee face

its that look that people make when they get angry or unamused at something, it looks alot like somebody drinking a coffee

i went to discuss the jazz burglars with the treasurer, and all i got was the coffee face

by slapapig September 23, 2003

spooberry

a spooberry is a soupy combo of spoo, and semi-solid turds of sorts! a spooberry is some runny shit that got stuck on an asshair and dried up, due to the action of hamming it up and the semisolid turds acting as extra build

a spooberry got stuck on my asshole and is really annoying

by slapapig September 23, 2003

nuts

Formally known as a testicle and/or testicles.(balls)
Also known as a game of pool with 15 balls, u gotta hit your nuts in with the plunger, then u hit the black nut in

I used to be really good at nuts, untill i continuously and prematurly hit the black nut in before expiring

by slapapig January 7, 2007

hamming

the act of taking somebody's pillow and shoving it in an asscrack and rubbing it back and forth to get that smell, also farting on a pillow can constitue as hamming or hamming it up

you are hamming your towel by doing that

by slapapig September 23, 2003