13 definitions by slapapig
by slapapig September 23, 2003
porkimons pride: a huge pork stump that is his ultimate super weapon. thats the form of a pink log. uses clumpy stumpy sauce to attack his foes (see porkimon)
by slapapig September 24, 2003
generally found on extremly fat people, its a huge sagging boob, or a belly roll or rolls and other things that fit in this description above. when whalelike people walk around, these items apear to (flap), due to air resistance and gravity, much as a birds wings flap or a whale flipper flip and/or flap. sometimes these things all flap/flip at once. this could be called a fat man's disco. amazingly, u get all this action just from walking!
that man just walked across the street, but it looked like he was flipping/flapping/rolling because all the flaps and flips made it look like he was dancing, unintensionally. When he made a turn to the left, all his flaps and rolls made him look as though he had a superpower of turning into tornadoes or spining around while walking straight
by slapapig September 28, 2003
when u try to do a fake fart, and it doesnt work, u have unintentionaly created a fart nut( when u shit in your pants and leave an annoying turd stain)
by slapapig September 23, 2003
a rare pokemon character. It's superpower is shoting out its pork stump and hamming its foes with stump sauce. (see pork sword)
by slapapig September 24, 2003
when u left your fly open, somebody notice a nut slip out into the open most likely it was a left nut...
nobody wants to say anything embaressing to that person, so its called a slip(a bad open fly)
nobody wants to say anything embaressing to that person, so its called a slip(a bad open fly)
honey, a man at work had a double slip today... maybe everybody should let people with slips know, so they dont walk around like that all day long in the office
by slapapig September 23, 2003
the act of taking somebody's pillow and shoving it in an asscrack and rubbing it back and forth to get that smell, also farting on a pillow can constitue as hamming or hamming it up
by slapapig September 23, 2003