Definitions by slapapig

nuts 

Formally known as a testicle and/or testicles.(balls)
Also known as a game of pool with 15 balls, u gotta hit your nuts in with the plunger, then u hit the black nut in

I used to be really good at nuts, untill i continuously and prematurly hit the black nut in before expiring

nuts by slapapig January 7, 2007

tuna 

That hearty refreshing fish in subway sandwhiches. U get that irresistible urge to just take the biggest chow out of a tuna and all that oil. Also that old pussy smell/squishy bananas/misc.

i went swiming with my water dog and took a bite out a tuna!!!

tuna by slapapig September 27, 2003

ShitStain 

its shit that got hammed into your underwear. occurs when u dont wipe your ass after a soupy shit, some gets stuck on your ass crack and this is called (magoo) this could harden into a poob(see poob), also, if somebody is trying to act funny by doing a fake fart, and that results in shitting in your pants and no funny farting sound, u have gained nothing funny out u it, but only a nasty shitstain on your underwear that is embaressing to yourself and others when they see it, or find out about it...

he took a crap, but all his ass hairs prevented it from reaching the toilet and acted as a net, he also ran out of toilet paper, so he went to the store and he came home and later found a shitstain that got hammed on his underwear

ShitStain by slapapig September 27, 2003

Flap 

generally found on extremly fat people, its a huge sagging boob, or a belly roll or rolls and other things that fit in this description above. when whalelike people walk around, these items apear to (flap), due to air resistance and gravity, much as a birds wings flap or a whale flipper flip and/or flap. sometimes these things all flap/flip at once. this could be called a fat man's disco. amazingly, u get all this action just from walking!

that man just walked across the street, but it looked like he was flipping/flapping/rolling because all the flaps and flips made it look like he was dancing, unintensionally. When he made a turn to the left, all his flaps and rolls made him look as though he had a superpower of turning into tornadoes or spining around while walking straight

Flap by slapapig September 27, 2003

pork sword 

porkimons pride: a huge pork stump that is his ultimate super weapon. thats the form of a pink log. uses clumpy stumpy sauce to attack his foes (see porkimon)

the pork sword was unleash and was hammed against pokemons face

pork sword by slapapig September 24, 2003

porkimon

a rare pokemon character. It's superpower is shoting out its pork stump and hamming its foes with stump sauce. (see pork sword)

porkimon came out of a bush with a pork sword

porkimon by slapapig September 24, 2003

Ass Hair 

hairs or pubes that appear on an asshole

your asshair yanked out and u sliped

Ass Hair by slapapig September 23, 2003