slapapig's definitions

tuna

That hearty refreshing fish in subway sandwhiches. U get that irresistible urge to just take the biggest chow out of a tuna and all that oil. Also that old pussy smell/squishy bananas/misc.

i went swiming with my water dog and took a bite out a tuna!!!

by slapapig September 27, 2003

coffee face

its that look that people make when they get angry or unamused at something, it looks alot like somebody drinking a coffee

i went to discuss the jazz burglars with the treasurer, and all i got was the coffee face

by slapapig September 23, 2003

Ass Hair

hairs or pubes that appear on an asshole

your asshair yanked out and u sliped

by slapapig September 23, 2003

ShitStain

its shit that got hammed into your underwear. occurs when u dont wipe your ass after a soupy shit, some gets stuck on your ass crack and this is called (magoo) this could harden into a poob(see poob), also, if somebody is trying to act funny by doing a fake fart, and that results in shitting in your pants and no funny farting sound, u have gained nothing funny out u it, but only a nasty shitstain on your underwear that is embaressing to yourself and others when they see it, or find out about it...

he took a crap, but all his ass hairs prevented it from reaching the toilet and acted as a net, he also ran out of toilet paper, so he went to the store and he came home and later found a shitstain that got hammed on his underwear

by slapapig September 27, 2003

spoo

spoo is actually a type of shit, it is like a shit that comes out all soupy and has a spew to it, kinda like windy rain and dirt ssppppooooooo

that bastard left spoo all over my toilet and all around it

by slapapig September 23, 2003

hamming

the act of taking somebody's pillow and shoving it in an asscrack and rubbing it back and forth to get that smell, also farting on a pillow can constitue as hamming or hamming it up

you are hamming your towel by doing that

by slapapig September 23, 2003

spooberry

a spooberry is a soupy combo of spoo, and semi-solid turds of sorts! a spooberry is some runny shit that got stuck on an asshair and dried up, due to the action of hamming it up and the semisolid turds acting as extra build

a spooberry got stuck on my asshole and is really annoying

by slapapig September 23, 2003