slapapig's definitions

Ass Hair

hairs or pubes that appear on an asshole

your asshair yanked out and u sliped

by slapapig September 23, 2003

nuts

Formally known as a testicle and/or testicles.(balls)
Also known as a game of pool with 15 balls, u gotta hit your nuts in with the plunger, then u hit the black nut in

I used to be really good at nuts, untill i continuously and prematurly hit the black nut in before expiring

by slapapig January 7, 2007

spoo

spoo is actually a type of shit, it is like a shit that comes out all soupy and has a spew to it, kinda like windy rain and dirt ssppppooooooo

that bastard left spoo all over my toilet and all around it

by slapapig September 23, 2003

spooberry

a spooberry is a soupy combo of spoo, and semi-solid turds of sorts! a spooberry is some runny shit that got stuck on an asshair and dried up, due to the action of hamming it up and the semisolid turds acting as extra build

a spooberry got stuck on my asshole and is really annoying

by slapapig September 23, 2003

hamming

the act of taking somebody's pillow and shoving it in an asscrack and rubbing it back and forth to get that smell, also farting on a pillow can constitue as hamming or hamming it up

you are hamming your towel by doing that

by slapapig September 23, 2003

coffee face

its that look that people make when they get angry or unamused at something, it looks alot like somebody drinking a coffee

i went to discuss the jazz burglars with the treasurer, and all i got was the coffee face

by slapapig September 23, 2003

fart nut

when u try to do a fake fart, and it doesnt work, u have unintentionaly created a fart nut( when u shit in your pants and leave an annoying turd stain)

he was trying to be funny, but all he got was a fart nut

by slapapig September 23, 2003