The state of mind in which one is beyond the reach of the normal world. In some cases a good thing, because it is easier to score while hammered than while sober.
"So I got way hammered last night, and woke up lying in a dark alley next to a girl I never met wearing a trash can on my head. It was awesome!"
by KaiserMonkey September 08, 2003
1.(Adj.)To be Super ugly, used in black culture.
2. (adj.)Drunk out of your mind.
1. Dude that girl is soooo hammered.
2. Your so hammered. You see unicorns.
by lilJT April 07, 2009
(Seattle slang) adjective, used to describe ugliness in people, usually females, as if their hideous face could only be explained as "hit by a hammer".
She's cute right?" "Nah she's hammered!
by GHSchick April 01, 2011
The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages.

Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
After watching Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.
by cabflow June 10, 2011
When one wakes up semi-naked/ naked, smeared in makeup which is most likely is not theirs, wondering what the fuck happened the night before, feeling like death, wondering who one kissed/had sex with, where the hell one is, and why one has bruises in such unusual places.
I drank so much last night. I was absolutely hammered.
by K_J_G March 20, 2011
To go through the fabric of the universe while banging your head with both arms raised in fists (preferrably the other holding the largest beer available and the other a bottle of cheap wine, also cigarette). Weed is an excellent addition to the this holy state of mind.
by hammered on acid June 19, 2008
when a girl is really ugly, or just looks terrible.
Damn, that girl is hammered.
by sjl22 December 09, 2009

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