Top Definition
when someone is acting like a complete tool
look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet
by Paul October 21, 2004
6 more definitions
A young male who does not have any pubic hair. Used tauntingly in boys' communal showers in secondary schools; also used more generally as a synonym for idiot or pratt.
I'm not being gay, but I looked at his cock and he is the biggest mallet in the world.
by colin_clout February 22, 2008
The mallet is a term best used to describe someone with an odd "mallet shaped head of a penis.

NOT NECCESSARILY INDICATIVE OF A LARGE GURTH, MORE CONCERNED WIV A RATHER LARGE HEAD.
Shay has a mallet, Timmy mallet has a mallet

Shay done lydia but she just couldnt handle the mallet, however she watch timmy mallets mallet on tv regularly.
by FERNZ December 01, 2006
Mallet = E
Going to go get a few Mallets
by Spleen November 18, 2003
A drug binge
I was on a mallet last night
by Wesleigh P Flynn November 14, 2003
a mallet is another name for a penis
you have a small mallet
by mick.wheelz October 19, 2005
Post - Mallet = An after mallet
One would have a major after mallet upon onesself
by Risky November 30, 2003

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