ham doodle 

a stinky little rabbit who always goes to the strip club with his little doodle flopping loose just to make the point of a cheese maniac

i saw a freaky ass ham doodle at the strip club yesterday

ham doodle by jimmy hendrix December 2, 2007

ham doodler

noun.

One who slices off a warm piece of glazed ham from a freshly baked roast and then proceeds to wrap cet piece of ham around his erect penis and uses this to perform a sexual act upon his penis.

Matthew's younger sister, Megan, caught him doodling a piece of ham. She cried, "You ham doodler!"

ham doodler by Mousekewitz August 4, 2009