An attractive female with a big round ass and/or voluptuous breasts.
"That girls ham" "She's hot, but she ain't ham"
by tryin2hard February 28, 2009
Abbreviation for "half-assed mustache". When someone with very little ability to grow a mustache nevertheless attempts to do so and ends up with a faint line of upper-lip hair. Usually found on pubescent males. Often a sign of the wearer's insecurity concerning his own masculinity.
"Billy-Ray's attempt to buy alcohol with a fake i.d. was hampered by his high-pitched voice, his short stature and his ham which, when viewed from a distance of greater than a foot, appeared less like a mustache and more like a slight smear of chocolate milk."

Billy-Ray: "How-do, lovely lady? In addition to this bottle of MD 20/20, I'd like a pack of Lucky Strikes, please."

Cashier: "May I see your i.d. sir?"

Billy-Ray: "Sure thing, doll."

Cashier: "Listen, Magnum P.I., you're not fooling anyone with that pitiful ham! Got Milk? Get the hell outta here before I call the cops!"
by dorianX January 25, 2009
Llama food. As seen in the movie "Napoleon Dynamite.
Tina, you fat lard, come get some ham!
by Chris May 06, 2005
An acronym meaning "Hardly Agree More" to express agreement and often sameness, especially in instant and text messaging.
1. (agreement)
Guy 1: Watch this video, the girl in it is really hot!
Guy 2: Ham!

2. (sameness)
Girl: I'm going to the fair this weekend.
Guy: Ham!
by LOLrific July 21, 2010
flippin out on someone, actinh crazy
Im bout to go ham on you for talkin to my girl
by STUD21 September 06, 2009
A code word for pot
Give me the dam ham
I love amsterdamian hammies
by 440 420er August 19, 2009
In the MMORPG EVE Online, it stands for Heavy Assault Missile
That Drake had 6 HAM launchers that did a lot of damage
by ZAXX July 17, 2008
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