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Haley is a girl who is incredibly smart and funny, she cares for others and knows when someone needs her. She makes mistakes but she learns from them, she tries her best to make it up too. I love you so much KoalaBear<3 i love everything about you<3 she'll make you laugh, cry, mad and smile:) she's taught me to never give up and to enjoy the present and to stop worrying about the future. Shes my soulmate and im completely in love with her<3 ill never get over you no matter what<3
wow, shes so amazing her name must be Haley.
by Evilija April 22, 2013
 
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A person of the female race who falls under any or all of these catgories:

1. a very absent-minded person who just "isn't there" all the time
2. someone who cannot listen to anything but an ipod without getting confused.
3. a person who often is told (jokingly) that they have a.d.d. due to the fact that they have no attention span
5. is very short
6. often a music geek/drama geek
7. known to have so many inside jokes that they often forget which ones are from which friends
your so haley you can barely see over the steering wheel
by ur best-y January 04, 2008
 
52.
a girl that blows for money and is a squally
That girl is such a Haley!
by whitegirl1234 January 25, 2014
 
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The most amazing girl you'll ever meet. Everyone loves her and looks up to her. She's truly a great person. She smart (somewhat), pretty, crazy in the best way possible, and is amazing at guitar. She's the nicest person ever and is super fun to be around. You'll have a blast if you're with her. Oh, and she sucks at FIFA. She's short, like, very short. She's the most trustworthy person on this planet, you can count on her for anything. She's just all around the perfect person. You can't compare anyone to her.Everyone wants to be her bestfriend, because she's so damn awesome.
Guy 1: is that Haley?
Guy 2: i can't beleive my eyes, i think that is Haley. OMG IM FREAKING OUT. ITS HALEY!!!IJ#RU(*U
by SirGayHoe. November 07, 2011
 
54.
Haley is a girl who is usually blonde and very pretty. She will most often have a nice booty She always has a very nice body and will love her boyfriend for a long time. So be good to her if you meet one.
Girl 1: Look at that girl over there. I am so jealous.
Girl 2: I know her butt is huge!! She gets all the guys.
Girl 1: Hmm.. I bet her name is Haley!
by HappyBlondeHaley July 14, 2011
 
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A girl who thinks she's amazing at everything but in reality she's just a bitch. Haley's tend to be controlling and very materialistic. She will always be followed around by her whipped boyfriend and doesn't socialize with anyone else. Haley's lose friends easily and do not make the effort to get them back. She probably thinks that everyone else is the problem but it's truthfully her own fault. Try to ignore her bitchy stares and her sarcastic comments. Haley's are also very loud and obnoxious.
Friend: "who's that girl sitting alone over there? Should we sit with her?"
Friend2: " oh god no! That's Haley, she has no friends because she is such a bitch"
by Wissgod June 05, 2014
 
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Affectionately known as 'Jugs' due to her ample bosom. Has a strange obsession with otters, getting through the day by drawing cartoons in MS Paint and eating various assortments of cheeses. There's no one like a Haley. Always good for a laugh, and able to recite almost any tv show or movie word for word. Can often be caught vomiting in the corner of a beer garden on a Friday and/or Saturday night.
Who's that girl throwing up in the corner? Oh never mind, it's just Haley on a diddly
by The Broccolini Baron July 10, 2011