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THE WAND AND THE HAIRY SACK OF MAGIC

i cast a spell on the local nun last night with my wand and hairy sac of magic, she was calling for god by the end of it i can tell you

Hairy Sackett

A term that when uttered will usually end a conversation or Facebook thread abruptly. The effect of this is always more pronounced when the subject of the conversation revolves around the now deceased singer/song writer Ronnie James Dio.
Although the possibility of a Hairy Sackett was first postulated by the mathematician Liebniz in 1704, it was not until 1974 that the Indian physicist Sivaramakrishna Chandrasekhar was able to empirically prove it's existance.
Person 1: I have to tell you the story about my enormous cyst before we have dinner.

Person 2: Hairy Sackett
Hairy Sackett by Ullahammer February 25, 2011

hairy sack of magic 

The magical sack where one's testicles are encased. This sack is magical because it is used in making babies.
Where did you come from?
My father's hairy sack of magic.

Hairy ball sack 

A ball sack with loads amount of hair on it.
Usually someone with dark curly brown hair has a hairy ball sack.
Young boys tend to question their newly formed hairy ball sacks'.
"I saw Danny's hairy ball sack yesterday."
"Those who cannot teach, grow hair."
Hairy ball sack by Weinuh Tunes October 23, 2005

Milwaukee Hairy Goldman Sachs 

When a woman chugs a brew, and immediately sticks a hairy ball in her mouth. While she has the ball in her mouth she tries to put as many $100 bills in as possible.
Chase: Shit man, I'm broke
Tyler: Dude, ask Thotiana to give you a Milwaukee Hairy Goldman Sachs. If you get her drunk enough, you can make out like a king.
Chase: Fuck it, I'm calling her

Harry_Sachz 

A player in the MMORPG RuneScape known for his extremely humourous and spontaneous candor in and outside the game. Starting the game in August of 2004, Harry_Sachz has become one of those categorised as "Famous RuneScape players". Rising to the top 5,000 out of a total of over 4 million players worldwide, Harry_Sachz can often be seen on various worlds training all skills whereas most people who play focus on one area primarily and train little else. He considers his home world to be World 77 with most of his time spent on that world being at the Fishing guild where he is well known by all frequent fishers. Not only is he a very helpful and extremely knowledgeable player, but he is also one who makes things fun for those around him which is no surprise why he is also an in-game Player Moderator for RuneScape. Sure he doesn't spend his entire life playing RuneScape unlike the top two players, but the time he does spend contributes greatly to the game as a whole. Harry_Sachz is also occasionally seen on the fansite RuneVillage and runs his own gaming site The Gaming Realms.
Susan_Storm1: Do i need to kill more of the monsters in the abyss to get more pouches if my current ones become damaged?
Harry_Sachz: No, just talk to the dark mage in the abyss before you go through a rift
Harry_Sachz: He will cast a transfiguration spell on the pouches which repairs them
Susan_Storm1: Thx
Harry_Sachz: Np
Harry_Sachz by Susan_Storm1 August 13, 2006