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1. important hair
Characterized as one (usually male) who has exceptionally coiffed hair that requires product. Important hair can be straightened, teased or otherwise carefully groomed. Often seen in the hipster variation of subculture as well as Emo kids, neo-mods and glamorous indie rockers.
The guy in VHS or Beta has really important hair.
All the important hair guys were there.
She only dates guys with important hair.
2. howard stern
An occasionally funny Jew from NYC, who would have been bankrupted by Jewish lawyers for saying the things he says, if he was white.

Shops at the same wig boutique as Gene Simmons as Paul "Stanley" Eisen, who are also nearly 60 years old

Did you hear Howard Stern making KKK jokes this morning?

Howard Stern was being cruel to a blind prostitute in a wheelchair on the air, and the feminists like Barbara Streisand and Gloria Steinem pretty much ignored it.
3. fleshwings
a mans receeding hairline
"Whoa. Look at that guy's hairline." "I know, he's got fleshwings."
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