1.A term used to describe a poor joke most often in a sarcastic response to being the comic's intended target. 2. A dry response to a person who is witty and clever only to themselves, usually said to the person with a completely straight face.
Steve: I just flew in for the holidays and boy are my arms tired!
Joe: Yeah Steve that was haha-larious, you should quit your job as an architect and totally do stand up.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'