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kid who looks extremely awkward all the time and hates being called "hackey". he threatens to choke kids named Tommy and tries to fight kids named andrew. Doesn't like pictures of boobies when shown to him. AKA homosexual.

If attacked by Hackey, it is known as an attackey.
Hackey tried to choke me today, but he is so obsolete as a human, his hand couldn't get around my throat.
by jesushateswhitepeople123 December 05, 2008

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