Habbos.NET 

A homosexual riddled vBulletin "community", most notably known for causing and increasing the spread of AIDS throughout the Internets. Any hetereosexual member of the forum is ultimately banned or restricted access by the hitler-like communist moderators. A typical discussion on the site is focussed around Zac Efron's oiled body or the singing likes of camerawhore, Rihanna.

Contrary to popular belief, the site also features 20+ year olds on government handouts with divorced parents talking about how big their breasts are on a teenage community.

Habbos.NET is the most undoubtable the source of corruption in the world.

Habbos.NET by ChadChadChadChad October 9, 2008

Habboub 

An Arabic word means Lovely and nice.

Slang that is used in the Middle East means so lovely and kind.

He is a Habboub person. Everybody Loves him

Habboub by Khabboub August 19, 2018

Halifax Harbosis 

A Drug from Brandon Rogers YouTube series, "Blood and Makeup". The drug itself was created in the 80s by Dr. Linda, and her late apprentice, Cassandra Butler. Cassandra was fired when she killed one of the subjects while they were experimenting, and took the formula with her. She planned to open up a candy store, when she met Clive Butler. They both loved the high from the drug, and planned to get married. Sadly, on the day of the marriage, Dr. Linda sent an assassin to kill her on the day of the marriage. Several years later, the formula resurfaced in the hands of Clive Butler, who planned to put the candy in the stores. However, in order to have a major success, Clive Butler hired Eddy Oswald and a team to put together a marketing campaign. Over several weeks, many strange murders happened to people who had previous tension to Eddy Oswald, so fingers were naturally pointed. However, it was later discovered a drug called "Halifax Harbosis" was the real killer, making whoever took it see everyone as clowns. Some people might like, but some people, like the victims of murders, didn't. These people killed others and themselves. Tl;Dr Its a drug that makes you hallucinate and see clowns instead of people.

Tim: Why didn't the Blah Blah bars hit the store?
Joe: It had Halifax Harbosis in it.

Halifax Harbosis by anonymous November 13, 2020

habooski 

A grunt mainly used by markiplier but many fans is at as well

Markiplier: come on Chica keep going almost there...HABOOSKI!

habooski by Ndjejsj as mkdjdkdsnsjdjdsmdsk January 20, 2017

Habbo Hotel 

A chat website overrun with 12 year olds that can have "sex0rz" with their 12 year old (A.K.A 56 yr old paedophiles) "bf" or "gf".

They attempt to suck up your money by making you buy "credits" (Creds) so you can buy some shit ass "furni" and join the Habbo club so you can be popular with the GrIlZ111!1!1!11!! and get "laid" and impress your 2cm tall "friends". Sounds great, huh? =P

Swearing is "bobbaing" impossible in Habbo Hotel, as every swear word is bleeped out. Sound bad? Not at all... It seems completely fair really, since its overrun with kids, But once you realise it is bleeped out with the word "bobba" you become annoyed, fast. Even if you say a word that isn't actually swearing its messed up by "Bobba" e.g "lass" becomes "lbobba"

Hobba. Hobba's are "moderators" (A.K.A fat kids that eat donuts while playing habbo hotel) that ban you for the fucking crappiest reasons. I got banned for saying my real name. Seriously. Hobba's need to be 18, so they probably have no life if they are 18 playing Habbo.

People create rooms to have "beauty" contests in and create "Jobs" so they can scam other habbos into giving them their password.

This wonderful dish is best not served at all, unless you're 8.

Nerd: Can I see your room?

Me: I don't have a room.

Nerd: Oh okay I hate you.

Me: Ummm...

Nerd: stfu noob I said I hate you!

Me: Ummm okay...

Nerd: omg im reporting you for being a noob!

You have been banned for life for being a noob.

Habbo Hotel

Habbo Hotel by Greenday678912345 March 14, 2009

Dirty Habbo 

The act of sticking a foot into someone’s vagina.

“Oh, babe. Let’s dirty habbo.”
“Coming right up baby.”
**starts to dirty habbo**
“Oooooohhhh yeah daddy, stick it in there!”

Dirty Habbo by 69slaya June 18, 2019

Habbo Baby 

Probably the most unpopular and irritating users on Habbo Hotel who for some weird reason dress and act like small children.

They are commonly found in adoption centers (duh) but sometimes will appear randomly in various locations such as streets, hospitals and free houses claiming to have lost their mothers.

Some also appear on doorsteps claiming to be a newborn in a box wrapped in a blanket as a ploy to make you feel sorry for them.

Caution should be taken as some are scammers and will ask for rights to your houses or for furni and other luxuries.

A typical Habbo Baby will appear as follows;

BOYS:

Bald
Chubby cheeks
large eyes
Hoody (usually blue)

Shorts (also usually blue)
Bunny slippers
Button noses (usually red from what I saw)

GIRLS:
Hoody (usually pink or other neutral colour purple or green)
Pants (or in some cases skirts or shorts)
Pigtails (some are bald)
Bow ties
Large eyes
Bunny Slippers
Button noses (usually pink)

Their most discintive feature is their mannerisms they will almost always add a 'w' into every word, apparently to immitate to the speech of a child or to appear cute.

Example: "Hwi will ywou adwopt mwe?"

In an adoption center they will commonly seek "parents" who have VIP or some wealth such as furni or credits.

If you are none HC member they will probably reject you.

"Mwe want VIP mwommy awnd dwaddy".

Habbo babies often cause annoyance to other habbo members, however they can be a great source of entertainment.

I sometimes like to go into an adoption center and be mean to them or pretend to be nice in the adoption center and take them home and then torture them by locking them in rooms or ignoring their cries.

Me: Hello
Baby: Hwi
Me: Are you a newborn?
Baby: Wes
Me: You are one ugly baby.
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You will see "mothers" bringing their adopted "children" to free houses (as their own rooms are too small)

Me: Hello miss
Woman: Hi
Me: Some mighty ugly children you've got there
Woman: Stop being so mean
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Habbo Baby by DeadZone2013 January 20, 2013