Terje Haakenson 

A legend that dominated the snowboard halfpipe contests in the mid to late 1990s. Created the Haakenflip, a godly feat.

Terje Haakenson is the man but not from japan.

Terje Haakenson by RehRehRyan July 8, 2006

hickenson 

Someone from the suburbs who believes they are a redneck

Todd: did you see him today? He is a country boy!! He was mudding in a 4x4 and fishing at the local park.

Ross: nah. He's not actually a redneck, he's just a hickenson
Todd: ohh I didn't realize

hickenson by Rlboat May 17, 2016

hawkinsons

A condition which leaves you paralyzed and talking like a speak and spell.

Man did you hear about bill?

Yeah, hes got hawkinsons after that car crash

hawkinsons by ridekb99 November 15, 2014

harkinson’s disease

Rare autoimmune disease believed to have

Symptoms :A general state of Disheveledness

Treatment: A haircut and well ironed uniform

Is billy okay? He looks like he may have caught the Harkinson’s disease?

harkinson’s disease by Sfd1512 April 13, 2018

haagensen

when you have an all guys sleep over and everyone wakes up without clothes on.

Dude, kevin pulled a haagensen at Seth's party last weekend.

haagensen by creative butt buddy October 22, 2010

hankinson 

A surname best associated with a classy person. Hankinson's are well spoken, polite, cool and independent but be warned you shouldn't mess with a Hankinson girl.

She's from that Hankinson family.

hankinson by Hankinson May 4, 2017

Hawkinson 

n(1). An out of work actor scrapping to get by.

n(2). Of or pertaining to the vagina or anus.

v. The action of ejaculation or fecal excretion

So I was doing her in the Hawkinson, and just before I finished, I pulled out and Hawkinsoned all over her face.

Hawkinson by nycnycnycnyc September 21, 2010