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A condition which leaves you paralyzed and talking like a speak and spell.
Man did you hear about bill?

Yeah, hes got hawkinsons after that car crash
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n(1). An out of work actor scrapping to get by.

n(2). Of or pertaining to the vagina or anus.

v. The action of ejaculation or fecal excretion
So I was doing her in the Hawkinson, and just before I finished, I pulled out and Hawkinsoned all over her face.
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