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Can also be spelled "heg", stands for "Hot English Girl" and can be used to any attractive girl in the same english class as oneself. created by a college student who realized the enormous percentage of girls in english classes that are physically good looking.

note: it is strongly advised not to vary this definition to fit other classes. this can result in dangerously misleading acronmyn, such as "h.a.g." or "h.o.g."
-Yo dude, did you see that h.e.g. in 3rd period?
- Awwww ya! I totally want to hit that while reading some Shakespeare!
h.e.g. by theguyyouknow June 11, 2006
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T H E G R E A T T R I A L 

THE GREAT TRIAL awaits
Comrade what are you waiting for the T H E G R E A T T R I A L awaits

M.W.G.H.F.E.P.G.T.H.

An acronym meaning “men who get hard from eating pussy go to heaven
“I’m seeing this new guy, he might be a keeper.”
“How do you know? “
Men who get hard from eating pussy go to heaven”
“And that’s on PERIODT!”
“He saw the M.W.G.H.F.E.P.G.T.H. in my Tinder bio and it was love at first swipe.”
M.W.G.H.F.E.P.G.T.H. by inkess January 22, 2020

G.H.E.T.T.O. G.O.D. 

Acronym for: Getting Higher Education To Teach Others Greatness Over Destruction
I am the G.H.E.T.T.O. G.O.D.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

B e e s e c h u r g e r 

B e e s e c h u r g e r’s are an extremely rare fast food item, sold at mcdawnalds. If most people get one they normally get free chinkin nungets on the side.
Welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking

b e e s e c h u r g e r

P-please, I just wanna s-see my wife again.

Chinken nunget

E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E 

When you get philosophical and you think of things through time and space, sometimes even why things are what and why not others
Guy 1: Hey bud, let's watch Ant Ma-
Guy 2: E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E. ERADICATE ALL OF EXISTANCE WITH FEATHERS