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An idiom utilized to describe a fetid, squalid and festering body part or device, such as a colostomy bag.
'Tom's gammage let off a gargantuous gurgling sound, exploded, then splattered all over the inside of my car'
Gammage by Fri-chickenisha. December 29, 2011
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crazy 7ft monster who lives on a farm....need i say more.
Just last week me and my wife were taking a walk and a Gammage attacked and tore my wife's leg off dragging it back to his lare.
gammage by Brian Ried April 25, 2008

grammage 

The administrative professional was an expert in grammage.
grammage by Patrick M August 29, 2008
Another name for Worzel Gummidge (The popular childrens TV Character).
That scarecrow looks like Worzel Gammage
Gammage by N Payne April 12, 2021

grammage 

An editor's (or grammar fanatic's) measure of errors in a piece of printed (or posted) text. Mistakes per sq metre of text.
There was a huge amount of grammage in the post.
grammage by Oliverzip April 15, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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