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An idiom utilized to describe a fetid, squalid and festering body part or device, such as a colostomy bag.
'Tom's gammage let off a gargantuous gurgling sound, exploded, then splattered all over the inside of my car'
Gammage by Fri-chickenisha. December 29, 2011
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crazy 7ft monster who lives on a farm....need i say more.
Just last week me and my wife were taking a walk and a Gammage attacked and tore my wife's leg off dragging it back to his lare.
gammage by Brian Ried April 25, 2008

grammage 

The administrative professional was an expert in grammage.
grammage by Patrick M August 29, 2008
Another name for Worzel Gummidge (The popular childrens TV Character).
That scarecrow looks like Worzel Gammage
Gammage by N Payne April 12, 2021

grammage 

An editor's (or grammar fanatic's) measure of errors in a piece of printed (or posted) text. Mistakes per sq metre of text.
There was a huge amount of grammage in the post.
grammage by Oliverzip April 15, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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