Guv'nor 

This is a term to describe someone who is in charge, but only because hes got lots of things or money. Usually people hate this person but stay with them cause they got power.

Fuck I hate that fuckshit Tod, but you know hes got a porsche so thats makes him the Guv'nor.

Guv'nor by destructon November 8, 2009

guvnor 

This is another term for "the Boss", (always a fella)he is the top hardman, depending on background he will be eitha a complete cunt and walk aroudn doin what ever he wants, or he could be the generous, forgivin type who dont want 2 fight but he just happens 2 be hard as nails. he is always top-dog.

fuckin hell tyrone, dont u know hes the guvnor? hel knock u sparko

guvnor by kiroe September 17, 2008

Monkey Guvnor 

Term used in a number of phrases basically meaning "top dog" or a descriptive term for something which is really good (some people add the word "face" on the end which is only used whilst addressing a friend or someone you know well, can be taken as extremely offensive otherwise)

"Wow! you really are the Monkey Guvnor"
"Good morning me ol'Monkey Guvnor face"

Monkey Guvnor by Pillga January 16, 2005

The Guvnor Spaff 

When a bloke notably from the Swansea area, ejaculates over a girls tits, giving them a well good spraying.

Did you hear about The Guvnor Spaff, he sprayed her tits with his juice.

The Guvnor Spaff by Curry club January 24, 2021

The Guvnors 

The Manchester City hooligan firm that all dressed in Stone Island, CP company, Burberry, Fila, adidas and aquascootum and more. They were also like any firm people who just wanted to start fights but when they did start nothing happened and were notorious for being finished by undercover police officers.

“Look john they’ve got stone island on, they must be the guvnors”

The Guvnors by It’s just somet April 17, 2022

Guvnor Squat

When a man is able to pick up some girls over his shoulders, lift them up like a rag doll and is ready to give them a good time.

Did you just see that man who just picked up two fit girls, one on each shoulder and is ready to give them a good time.

That’s the guvnor squat

Guvnor Squat by The Curry Club December 1, 2025