gurlacher

a sissy who plays linebacker for the chicago bears, commonly refered to as urlacher

did you see that cheap shirt/horse collar tackle gurlacher made in the super bowl?

gurlacher by ribman September 19, 2007

Urlacher 

1. proper noun. #54 Middle Linebacker for the Chicago Bears who can tear any player apart
2. adj. beast
3. verb. the act of smashing an inanimate object to the ground followed by saying, "Urlacha'". Popularized by Kevin in 2003.

Did you see Urlacher Urlacher Mike Vick's pass and then break T.J. Duckett in half?

Yes, Urlacher is a beast.

My balls itch.

Bummer.

Urlacher by KDog the crazy mofo December 22, 2005

Gurcucher

When there’s something you can’t describe, call it “gurcucher”

That’s uuuuuuuh… how do I describe this? Gurcucher.

Gurcucher by Kermitthefrog55 March 15, 2023

Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher is the Middle Linebacker of the Chicago Bears and a 4-time Pro Bowl participant.
He's one of the fastest, strongest and hardest Linebackers of the Nfl.
He's called the "Monster of the midway", and really deserves this name.

Coach to a player: "Man, you just played like an Urlacher!"

Brian Urlacher by PT February 16, 2005

gurmaher 

Better than an Omar. They are the best at Fortnite and Black Ops 4.

That guy is a real Gurmaher.

gurmaher by Gurmessi10💯💯💯 December 10, 2018

Urlacher 

A very, very, very large female with a wide, linebacker ass!!

" Ooooo...look at the Urlacher over there."

Urlacher by LawCoLaw June 29, 2009

A Brian Urlacher  

A humorous sexual position in which reference to Professional Football Player Brian Urlacher is used.

In order to give a woman a Brian Urlacher or Urlacher,You have to have sex with a girl from behind. You stick two of your fingers into her ass and wipe them under her eyes just like a professional football player wears eye black. In order to complete the "Urlacher" when she gets up and runs away in disgust you have to tackle her from behind.

It is acceptable to celebrate the completion of the "Urlacher" by screaming "Whooooo" or "This is my House" followed by chest bumping the wall.

A Brian Urlacher by JH,RK,CF December 14, 2008