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1. proper noun. #54 Middle Linebacker for the Chicago Bears who can tear any player apart
2. adj. beast
3. verb. the act of smashing an inanimate object to the ground followed by saying, "Urlacha'". Popularized by Kevin in 2003.
Did you see Urlacher Urlacher Mike Vick's pass and then break T.J. Duckett in half?

Yes, Urlacher is a beast.

My balls itch.

Bummer.
by KDog the crazy mofo December 21, 2005
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A very, very, very large female with a wide, linebacker ass!!
" Ooooo...look at the Urlacher over there."
by LawCoLaw June 29, 2009
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1. To strike or collide suddenly, noisily, and violently.
2. To break suddenly into pieces, as from a violent blow or collision.
3. To be crushed or destroyed.
4. To go bankrupt.
That Mazda Miata was urlachered by that Hummer.

by jbrown0213 February 09, 2009
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1. undersized
2. soft
3. wimp
4. pansy
he's such an urlacher, he'll get knocked out in the 1st round
by dave123456789 May 30, 2007
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Noun 1. The girl in the group who cockblocks you just when you think you are going to score. She is usually big and mean and possibly bald. See also mother hen.
I had this chick at the bar drunk and ready to go, but then this Urlacher showed up and cockblocked me.
by TheTeeTom September 13, 2013
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