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A derogatory term for a person of Italian decent, usually those who try to be a stereotypical American-Italian. Similar to racial slurs such as nigger and cracker.
Signs of this include but are not limited to: over-greased hair, Italian accent (even though they aren't actually from, nor have they ever been to, Italy), frequent references to the mob (even though they know no one in the mob), and using "I'm Italian" as an excuse to be rude and/or fat.
Signs of this include but are not limited to: over-greased hair, Italian accent (even though they aren't actually from, nor have they ever been to, Italy), frequent references to the mob (even though they know no one in the mob), and using "I'm Italian" as an excuse to be rude and/or fat.
Guito: Let's go to the Olive Garden.
Person: I thought you were on a diet?
Guito: Shuddup, I'm Italian, this is how we eat. Don't disrespect me, I'll get cousin Vinny to break your shins.
Person: You don't even have a cousin Vinny. You're such a guito.
Person: I thought you were on a diet?
Guito: Shuddup, I'm Italian, this is how we eat. Don't disrespect me, I'll get cousin Vinny to break your shins.
Person: You don't even have a cousin Vinny. You're such a guito.
Guito by Carolineee October 12, 2005
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guitolo
guitolo by Darkness640 February 1, 2017
guitortion
An uncontrolled contorting of the face of a guitar player making repeated, irreconilable, humiliating mistakes during a solo at a live performance.
guitortion by Mark Shackelford May 12, 2007
Guitosexual
1. to be sexually attracted to guitars and/or the people that play them
2. having good taste in guitars
3. being able to name guitars by site down to specific details (much like a mechanic when presented with a muscle car)
2. having good taste in guitars
3. being able to name guitars by site down to specific details (much like a mechanic when presented with a muscle car)
1. I'm a guitosexual and that is a sexy guitar.
2. I'm guitosexual and THIS is the guitar for you!
3. Johnny is guitosexual and he can name any guitar and tell you what it's made of just by scent.
2. I'm guitosexual and THIS is the guitar for you!
3. Johnny is guitosexual and he can name any guitar and tell you what it's made of just by scent.
Guitosexual by Kelly_With_Art February 1, 2019
guitto
An italian male who lives in New Jersey. Guittos use tanning beds daily and go to the gym daily. They tweaze their eyebrows and sometimes they draw them on. Some guittos have gone to the extent of layering 4 polos and popping each collar. To get ready for a night on the town, which is everyday, a guitto will mousse, gel and spray his hair and dab on a layer of lipgloss for plump lips. Guittos go ga-ga over a great bandana and own several dozens. Completely materialistic, yet a great friend if you love douches.