This is an instument that has strings. Not just six. There can be a lot. The most ive ever seen was twelve. If played right, it can be used to controlle peoples emotions.If playe wrong, it can attract preps who love jocks.
Example 1.
guy 1. I play the blues. * proceeds to play blues*
guy 2. This is so depressing. * lays down to die*

Example 2.
ass 1. I can play five chords on my flea market guitar and vaguely sing about a girl/guy named you.
Big group of girls. OMG ROFL HE IS SOOOO FUCKING SENSITIVE LOLZ LETS ADMIRE HIM!!!
by rottinghead June 20, 2009
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1. A multiple-stringed instrument (usually 6,7, or 12 strings) that either uses a hollow wooden body to resonate sound waves or uses a solid wooden body in conjunction with electro-magnets.

2. A girl on 404 Error.
1. Jimi Hendrix is one of thebest guitarists of our time.

2. Guitar's boyfriend has an uncanny resemblance to Jesus.
by J. "Daniels" Langley December 21, 2003
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A 6, 7, or 12 stringed instrument which is about 3 ft long, and is very popular to play. If you are right-handed, you play chords with your left hand by arranging your fingers in different patterns along the frets, and strum it with your right hand.
by CombatWombat August 14, 2003
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An instrument which guys use to play pop songs down on the Ocean City boardwalk for the sole purpose of getting pussy.
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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one of the best, and most popular instruments in the world. many of the worls most famous musicians are guitarists, like Jimi Hendrix. Everyones heard of him, right?

there are also some variations like the bass and 7 or 12 string versions
(at a concert)
guy 1: that solo looks easy, man
guy 2: anyone here tonight could play that, coz everyone plays guitar!
by mo June 16, 2006
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the ultamite sex and STD magnet
fanboy 1: dude dave is a dam guitar god, he gets so much ass from his skills

fanboy 2: ya but i doubt hell make it past 40, u hear hes got the clap, aids, Chlamydia, crabs, herpies. (feel free to insert any other STD u may know of)

groupie: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
by michaelasdue July 11, 2008
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A tool used by Zeus to Defeat the Demans that attempt to destroy humanity, wasnt used correctly after zeus until, Tenacious D unleashed its fury onto the worst of satans fury's... Saten
-youre girlfreind is a total succubus
-i know because after i layed a bit of freebird on my Guitar she couldnt handle it and exploded.
-sweet
-i know rock on man
by Collin Foster January 3, 2008
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