Guidosis 

A condition caused by watching too much Jersey Shore or going to clubs infested with too many guidos and guidettes. Similar to zombie-ism. Orange spray tan may rub off on you, you may find yourself doing the guido first pump, turning up your collar on your white shirt, talking like a douche or picking up skanky bleached blondes or guidettes.

One dude to another: I have a ranging hangover and I woke up with my bluetooth in my ear and there was orange spray tan on my white shirt and the collar was up! WTF!!

Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!

Guidosis by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010

Gvidas

A big sexy Russian that is on steroids that will steal your bitches and fuck you up if you look at him wrong but is also the nicest person you'll meet

Damn… Gvidas just took that dudes bitch and fucked him up, good thing me and Gvidas are close

Gvidas by Tyrone Biggums December 20, 2016

Nem guindaste 

Not even a hoist.

Brazilian expression for when someone is so hot that not even a hoist can get you off them. Can also be used with other plesurable situations.

friend: shows me a hot celebrity
me: NEM GUINDASTE

- when the pandemic ends nem guindaste takes me out of the bar

Nem guindaste by peloduroo July 19, 2020

guidance 

A period in school time where they try to teach you about life.
No one ever listens but they eat and mostly sleep for an hour.

burger-"What food did you get for guidance?"
Me-"I got two ham rolls and some chocolate bars."
burger-"Cool."

guidance by securson March 24, 2004

Mr. Guida 

Well-known substitute teacher at school. Most of the time he’ll be on top of things and run the class smoothly. Doesn’t allow cell-phone use and enforces the teachers instructions when it needs to be done

Mr. Guida was our substitute for biology because Mrs. Krusz wasn’t here today.

Mr. Guida by Spic Dickuloid November 27, 2018

Guiasian

Asian Guido

James Lew is a Guiasian

Guiasian by MRand56 March 29, 2010

guidos 

although the above definition is superb, there are some things that have been left out. guidos love glow sticks, techno, and hair gel. they are huge pussies.

guidos dance around nightclubs with their glowsticks

guidos by i hate italians June 1, 2005