guestbook bagger 

A person who finds guestbooks with no entries on social networking sites such as Netlog and 'bags' them by being first to comment. Usually done to, mistakenly, increase their self-worth.

Scratching around on Netlog last night, that TurkStud100002 is a right Guestbook bagger- he's beaten me to all the new profiles!

guestbook bagger by chilli ring November 10, 2009

guiltbooking 

Using facebook or other social media to make your friends feel guilty for not doing something for you, often using unfair or grandiose comparisons

No one went to her party, so she updated her status to "if it were an AIDS benefit everyone would have been there," such guiltbooking is unfair.

guiltbooking by shi_facebooker February 4, 2010

Sign the Guest Book 

To leave large, unmoveable treadmarks in someone else's toilet.

"Someone signed the guest book last night and I can't erase it even after 3 flushes."

Sign the Guest Book by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Ghostbook 

The elusive world of people who join Facebook, add many Friends, but then don't post their status or comment on others' activities.

S/he has more than 1,000 Friends, but I never see anything from her/him. S/he must have died and gone on to Ghostbook.

Ghostbook by The Sausalito Samurai November 2, 2009

guextbook 

The combination of three words: guess, text, and book.

Rootword: guext

A term used to describe a textbook which one has never read, esp. for a final examination.

I don't need to read that thing! I have more knowledge than that guextbook up here!
*points to head*

guextbook by whywouldyouask December 20, 2010

guestroom 

A guestroom is a room made specifically for guests.

It can be either --similar to-- a living room for chatter, or a bedroom for the guests to stay overnight.

Welcome to my house! Here, let me lead you to the guestroom.

guestroom by chrïstïne April 10, 2021

guestroom 

When you wake up and find that your spouse tied your hands up and is having sex with you.

If you're going out drinking, or bowling; please sleep in the guestroom.

guestroom by Kg9oh September 17, 2018