39 definitions by Jtron 3000

Genie Rub

To buff up the skin lantern until you are granted three sticky wishes.

"Go ahead baby, give me a genie rub and I promise to grant at least on wish."

by Jtron 3000 October 4, 2003

Joyboy

A faggot,homosexual, ass spelunker.

Man, I went into the bathroom at that club and there were to joyboy's making out or some shit. Only in Miami.

by Jtron 3000 April 24, 2003

Monkey's Toe

A nipple big enough to peel a banana.

"Her tit looks like a monkey's toe."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Twix Lips

Another term for camel toe.

"I love the beach, you get to check out all the twix lips dragging in the sand."

by Jtron 3000 October 6, 2003

Aztec Two-Step

Diarrhoea dance along the lines of the Tijuana cha-cha or Montezuma's revenge.

"I did not have any fun during my vaction in Cancun, spent the week doing the Aztec Two-Step."

by Jtron 3000 September 16, 2005

Flying Scotsman

A highly complicated sex act that isn't worth the bother.

Not worth the bother.

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Open your Lunchbox

To float an air biscuit reminiscent in aroma of yesterday's lunch.

"Awww man, who opened their lunchbox in here?"

by Jtron 3000 October 4, 2003