Godfocker 

Father-in-law Jack's term for son-in-law Gaylord "Greg" Focker in the new "Little Fockers" movie starring Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro.

Jack's use of the term stems from his realization that Greg, who now has 5-year old twins with his daughter Pam, is next in line to be the Byrnes-Focker family patriarch.

Is the Godfocker worthy of heading up the family cartel? Stay tuned...

Godfocker by dookeyboy December 18, 2010

Godfucked 

Exactly what you think it is. When His holy cock descends from the clouds, parting them as if they were repelled by a giant electromagnetic field, to plummet into your anus at breakneck speed, shattering your pelvis. Your entire being has been penetrated and is being raped by the holiest of erections.

Also occasionally used as a metaphor when a situation is so fucked up, only God could have done this to you. When every single thing in your life is going catastrophically wrong.

Dave has 3 exams this week. Three hobos stole his laptop fucked it in his car and totaled it and then raped them when he tried to get it back. Then the police arrested him for being a fag.

Dave says, "Jesus fucking fuck my sweet ass. Fuck this fuck everything fuck my fucking urethra everything fucking sucks this is fucking godfucked."

John says, "Blessed be the holy cock of the Lord. May His cock bring you new life. Also yeah your're pretty fucked right now."

Godfucked by randomcsdude August 30, 2016

gumsucker 

Antiquated term for a person native to the state of Victoria, Australia.
In the same way, South Australians are Croweaters, West Australians are Sandgropers & Queenslanders are Banana benders.

Still undure as to the equivalent terms for Tasmanians, Northern Territorians and New South Welshmen.

Croweaters bare casual resentment towards Gumsuckers as a general rule.

gumsucker by mess. November 3, 2009

godfucker 

1. Slur for someone who uses the laws of "God" to prove they are "right"

2. Someone who always attributes everything to their "God"

3. Someone who calls on the name of "God" only when they have fucked up or if they need something

<example 1>
Vampycore: so, wanna go out sometime?
xChicka09x: No, it's against my religion
Vampycore: What a godfucker -.-

<example 2>
Random T.V. Person: I would like to thank Jesus Christ for my award
Me: What a godfucker...

<example 3>
Random Person: Goddamn, I am out of money and teh rent ish due tomorrow...

Dear God....

godfucker by Vampycore May 10, 2009

guntfucker 

Extremely powerful insult usually directed towards someone when a more creative term than 'asshole' is needed. The implication is that the person is so amoral/stupid that they would fuck a gunt as opposed to a cunt. Reasons for this lack of proper copulation technique could range from indifference to desperation to a perverted sense of the need to humiliate oneself and sexual partner simultaneously.

Person A: Did you hear about Ronnie? He date-raped that retarded girl on Pearson Avenue.

Person B: Mikey's sister?!? That guntfucker! I'm gonna kill him.

guntfucker by Joel Freeman May 28, 2008

mudfucker

M. is used for individuals who has regular and/or intentional intercourse with dirt or mud. It is a strong word which can be offensive in certain contexts.

- That guy seems to like mud unusually much.
- Yeah, that's because he's a mudfucker

mudfucker by Bertil Andersson December 25, 2008

Godfuckers 

Godfuckers are trollish little uneducated boors that "believe" in "god", on the basis of no evidence, statistics, or even precum.

Godfuckers are STOOPID

Godfuckers by Jacques Asse January 15, 2010